残念だね!札幌(T_T)

今、メールをチェックして、びっくりとがっかりでした。
札幌公演中止だそうです。
ラストだったし、初めて参戦できる、ファンの方を思うとなんて言っていいか。

スケジュールがいっぱいなんだね。
木更津もあるし、ミュージカルの練習も入らなければだしね。
翔くんも、本当に残念だと思う。
北海道の嵐友さんも、「ショック」でも、「翔ちゃんかわいそう!」ってメールをくれました。
日曜日は、大ちゃんライブなんだよね。天候にめぐまれますように☆彡

今日は、夕方から「木更津キャッツアイ・ワールドシリーズ」の製作発表!
夕方のWSやったかな???
明日の朝はTBSさんチェックですね~

昨日、大阪の大ちゃんライブに参戦した嵐友さんが。
翔くんより、飛んだり跳ねたりが少なく、ちょっと大人の感じだったそうです。
アンコールの♪今愛を語ろう~では感激してたそうです!
スクリーンには、中学校時代のジャージ姿!
かわいいスリッパを履いてるそうです(笑)

SHO BEAT
で・・・今日はライブラストって言ってるんだよね~
翔くんは、大ちゃんのお誕生日にドライヤーをあげたらしいの。
大ちゃんが「翔くん~誕生日はあれでいいでしょう?」大ちゃんらしいよね。
「衣装で欲しいのあったら言って~買うから」
去年のあの衣装ではいてたジーンズは・・・
「智くん、これちょっと買って」と買ってもらったそうです。
翔くんが、さ・と・しくんって言うの大好きです。
わかるかな~イントネーッションがさ・と・しくん(笑)
今年のコンで着てくれるかな???

JUNスタで、潤くんが「ホットヨガ」の話をしたんです。
Tシャツを水につけて、それを着ましたっていうくらいの、びしょびしょ!
シャワーを浴びてる最中とかに、
「自分が可愛くなるんだよね」
これ~わかります。とっても!
私は、新陳代謝が悪くて、夏しか汗をかかないのよね~
だから、真夏に掃除機かけて、これでもか~ってくらい汗をかくの!
ある瞬間!汗が出なくなるのよね~
それで、シャワーを浴びた時、とっても自分が可愛くなる(笑)
バレーの夏の試合も、○○歳過ぎて、こんなに汗かいてるのが信じられないと、いつも思ってしまうけど、自分が愛しい(あはは~)

ホットヨガはとっても、やりたくて、近くのスポーツクラブに行きたいんだけど、
会費が月に、1万円以上かかるのよね(^_^.)
これって、毎月コンに2回行けるな←すぐに換算してしまうクセ(^_^.)
週2回もバレー行ってるから、行くヒマないしな!

昨日の「歌笑」の潤くんのかわいかったね。
「5年前ぐらいなんで、すでに嵐なんですけど。好きな女の子がいて、嵐のその曲を覚え、
その曲を一緒にカラオケで歌った思い出があります。」
キャー・・・・・
♪Only Holy Story/steadεco.←聞いてるはずですが(^_^.)わかりません~

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ララ
2006年02月06日 22:09
残念・・やっぱりスケジュールの調整が出来なかったんだね・・・。
でも、きっといつか翔くんは札幌で素敵なサプライズをやってくれるよ☆
だって、ほらぁ~
マッチだって、たのきん時代に台風で中止になった鹿児島コンサートを昨年のディナーショーでやってくれたでしょ!!!
えっ?アンタのネタはいつも古すぎ!!!
そうだよねぇ~そんなに時が経過したら私なんてもう生きていないわ~~(^^;
大ちゃん~翔くんの分も倍返しのWWでお願~い!!!
さくらゆ
2006年02月06日 23:38
絶句・・・・しました・・。
参加するはずだった皆さんと翔クン、
その心中を思うと言葉になりません。
困難を経てのリベンジ札幌は、
ブチ上がり超超!!になるに
違いなかったから・・。
私もSHO BEATで「今日ラストです」って
翔クンの言葉に切なくなったけど、
その時は「順延」って思ってたから・・。
なんか泣けてきちゃったよ。
やりきれない夜だ~。
2006年02月07日 00:08
みゆさん こんばんは。
今日は嵐ファン・翔くんファンにとって忘れられない日になってしまったね。。
その分、リベンジは倍返しにしてくれると思うよ!
待ってろよぉ~って声が聞こえてきそうだもの。私達の男前さんはぜってーやってくれるはず♪

大ちゃんの中学校のジャージね~(笑)
あれちゃんと胸と腰のところに「大野」って刺繍がしてあったんですよ~。物持ち良すぎですから~(笑)

翔くんの智くん呼びのイントネーション分かる分かるぅー(>_<)ひそかに私も真似してそう呼んでたり・・(笑)

みゆさんはバレーをやってらっしゃるんですね~?私も昔やってたことありますよ。っていっても子供ん時ですけど(遥か昔・・・)

えっ!潤くんそんな発言したんですか?!しかも嵐になってからだなんて!あらあら
まごあらでも智くん(翔くん呼び風)が初恋の人に会った発言をしたとか?!
翔くんがこの先そんな話を口走らないことを願わずにはいられません~  ナムナムナム。
みゆ
2006年02月07日 07:50
ララさん☆
北海道メンバー!がっかりしてたよ(T_T)
北海道は翔担さんがいないから、翔くんに惚れるなよ~なんてメールしてたのに(^_^.)
絶対にいつか、北海道に☆
マッチって~あはは良く覚えてるね(笑)
大丈夫~ララさんはまだ若いから!
みゆ
2006年02月07日 07:52
さくらゆちゃん☆
ほんとうに~行く方達にとっては絶句だよね(>_<)
こんなに、スケジュールびっちりで、うれしい悲鳴だけど・・・
今朝の見て、笑顔が良かったよ!
みゆ
2006年02月07日 07:55
鈴蘭さん☆
ほんとうに、忘れられない1日になったね。
夏コンでは、北海道あるだろうから、絶対に・・・
大ちゃんのジャージ(笑)「大野」って書いてあるの?実は私も同じ名前なの(秘密 笑)
わかるでしょう~さ・と・しくん!愛があるでしょう~あの呼び方(^^)v
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2014年03月10日 06:59
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2014年03月10日 14:26
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2014年03月10日 18:29
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2014年03月10日 19:26
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2014年03月10日 21:05
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2014年03月10日 21:59
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2014年03月10日 22:53
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2014年03月10日 23:32
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2014年03月10日 23:32
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
2014年03月10日 23:41
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2014年03月11日 07:05
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2014年03月11日 07:47
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
2014年03月11日 09:50
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2014年03月11日 10:05
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2014年03月11日 10:06
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.
2014年03月11日 11:30
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
2014年03月11日 12:26
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2014年03月11日 14:17
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2014年03月11日 14:35
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2014年03月11日 17:59
There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.
2014年03月11日 18:11
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2014年03月11日 18:11
Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.
2014年03月11日 19:21
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2014年03月11日 19:21
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2014年03月11日 23:29
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
2014年03月12日 00:20
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2014年03月12日 00:36
Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
2014年03月12日 00:53
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
2014年03月12日 00:59
Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
2014年03月12日 00:59
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
2014年03月12日 03:50
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
2014年03月12日 07:17
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
2014年03月12日 07:26
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
2014年03月12日 10:35
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
2014年03月12日 10:35
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
2014年03月12日 13:17
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
2014年03月12日 16:41
Always do right- this will gratify some and astonish the rest.
2014年03月12日 18:35
They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.
2014年03月12日 19:56
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
2014年03月12日 19:56
Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.
2014年03月12日 20:20
Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematics; the poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians.
2014年03月12日 21:05
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
2014年03月12日 23:29
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
2014年03月13日 00:20
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
2014年03月13日 00:32
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
2014年03月13日 01:32
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
2014年03月13日 02:53
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
2014年03月13日 07:50
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
2014年03月13日 08:47
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
2014年03月13日 09:50
Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.
2014年03月13日 11:24
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
2014年03月13日 12:41
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
2014年03月13日 12:41
Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.
2014年03月13日 13:42
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
2014年03月13日 13:44
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
2014年03月13日 15:17
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead.
2014年03月13日 16:35
If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.
2014年03月13日 17:41
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
2014年03月13日 19:29
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
2014年03月13日 19:59
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
2014年03月14日 03:11
I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.
2014年03月14日 05:35
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
2014年03月14日 07:41
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.
2014年03月14日 08:54
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
2014年03月14日 09:11
I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
2014年03月14日 11:50
The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
2014年03月14日 13:47
We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
2014年03月14日 14:20
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
2014年03月14日 14:21
UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
2014年03月14日 19:26
Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
2014年03月14日 21:47
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
2014年03月14日 21:47
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
2014年03月15日 05:35
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
2014年03月15日 06:47
Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.
2014年03月15日 10:45
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
2014年03月15日 12:35
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
2014年03月15日 16:05
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
2014年03月15日 17:11
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
2014年03月15日 18:29
I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
2014年03月15日 22:35
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
2014年03月15日 23:06
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
2014年03月16日 01:47
Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.
2014年03月16日 04:14
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should be hushed. A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated.
2014年03月16日 07:56
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
2014年03月16日 10:17
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
2014年03月16日 10:17
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
2014年03月16日 10:26
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
2014年03月16日 10:36
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
2014年03月16日 12:14
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
2014年03月16日 13:23
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the government from deceiving the people.
2014年03月16日 14:38
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
2014年03月16日 16:20
We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
2014年03月16日 18:11
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
2014年03月16日 18:23
Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.
2014年03月16日 19:20
A hen is only an eggツ痴 way of making another egg.
2014年03月16日 21:20
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
2014年03月16日 23:14
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
2014年03月17日 00:59
Smith & Wesson ツ�the original point and click interface.
2014年03月17日 01:38
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
2014年03月17日 02:50
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
2014年03月17日 05:11
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
2014年03月17日 06:11
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
2014年03月17日 07:26
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
2014年03月17日 07:47
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
2014年03月17日 09:35
The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.
2014年03月17日 09:35
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
2014年03月17日 15:50
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
2014年03月17日 16:05
We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.
2014年03月17日 20:56
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
2014年03月18日 07:11
Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.
2014年03月18日 07:50
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
2014年03月18日 08:20
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
2014年03月18日 08:56
Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.
2014年03月18日 11:50
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
2014年03月18日 13:41
The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.
2014年03月18日 14:35
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
2014年03月18日 16:06
The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side
2014年03月18日 20:14
2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.
2014年03月18日 22:17
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
2014年03月18日 22:29
Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
2014年03月19日 01:32
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
2014年03月19日 01:47
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.
2014年03月19日 03:35
When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
2014年03月19日 13:24
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
2014年03月19日 17:05
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
2014年03月19日 19:14
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
2014年03月19日 21:53
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
2014年03月20日 00:47
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
2014年03月20日 01:29
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
2014年03月20日 08:50
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
2014年03月20日 11:32
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
2014年03月20日 12:50
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
2014年03月20日 12:50
When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.
2014年03月20日 19:17
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
2014年03月20日 21:14
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
2014年03月20日 21:53
I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
2014年03月20日 22:44
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
2014年03月21日 01:23
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
2014年03月21日 03:36
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, 'Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?
2014年03月21日 04:20
The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
2014年03月21日 07:56
Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
2014年03月21日 10:05
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
2014年03月21日 12:05
If you give a man a fish, he will eat for today. If you teach him to fish, he'll understand why some people think golf is exciting.
2014年03月21日 12:06
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
2014年03月21日 14:32
I'd stop eating chocolate, but I'm no quitter.
2014年03月21日 19:50
To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.
2014年03月21日 21:08
Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
2014年03月21日 21:21
O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.
2014年03月22日 04:33
We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
2014年03月22日 06:17
Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.
2014年03月22日 07:53
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
2014年03月22日 12:32
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
2014年03月22日 15:23
The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.
2014年03月22日 15:23
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
2014年03月22日 15:32
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?
2014年03月22日 16:47
Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.
2014年03月22日 16:47
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
2014年03月22日 20:20
Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.
2014年03月22日 22:44
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
2014年03月22日 23:53
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
2014年03月23日 00:11
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
2014年03月23日 02:32
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
2014年03月23日 02:50
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
2014年03月23日 03:06
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
2014年03月23日 04:14
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
2014年03月23日 06:41
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
2014年03月23日 06:41
Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
2014年03月23日 08:32
Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.
2014年03月23日 13:05
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
2014年03月23日 14:32
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
2014年03月24日 01:26
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
2014年03月24日 03:05
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.
2014年03月24日 03:50
If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
2014年03月24日 04:06
As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air ツ�however slight ツ�lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.
2014年03月24日 06:29
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
2014年03月24日 07:23
I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.
2014年03月24日 08:38
Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.
2014年03月24日 11:35
... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
2014年03月24日 18:59
About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.
2014年03月24日 21:32
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
2014年03月24日 22:32
Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
2014年03月24日 23:32
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.
2014年03月25日 00:35
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
2014年03月25日 02:05
C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
2014年03月25日 05:17
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
2014年03月25日 12:08
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
2014年03月25日 14:47
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
2014年03月25日 22:35
Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
2014年03月25日 23:09
Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...
2014年03月26日 08:33
Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.
2014年03月26日 09:14
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
2014年03月26日 10:38
It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.
2014年03月26日 11:23
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
2014年03月26日 11:35
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
2014年03月26日 16:20
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...
2014年03月26日 17:35
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.
2014年03月26日 20:05
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
2014年03月26日 20:53
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
2014年03月26日 22:56
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
2014年03月27日 04:32
Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.
2014年03月27日 06:21
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
2014年03月27日 06:53
Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.
2014年03月27日 08:11
Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
2014年03月27日 09:32
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
2014年03月27日 09:32
I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change
2014年03月27日 11:35
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
2014年03月27日 12:50
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
2014年03月27日 16:14
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
2014年03月27日 20:33
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
2014年03月27日 20:35
It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
2014年03月27日 22:44
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
2014年03月27日 22:53
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
2014年03月27日 22:53
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
2014年03月28日 03:23
I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.
2014年03月28日 05:05
If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order.
2014年03月28日 08:59
I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
2014年03月28日 12:21
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
2014年03月28日 13:56
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.
2014年03月28日 18:59
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
2014年03月28日 19:44
Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
2014年03月28日 21:29
Sex is like a Chinese dinner. It isn't over until everyone gets their cookies.
2014年03月29日 05:05
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.
2014年03月29日 05:20
Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.
2014年03月29日 06:50
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.
2014年03月29日 09:32
You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.
2014年03月29日 10:00
When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.
2014年03月29日 10:59
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
2014年03月29日 11:53
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.
2014年03月29日 12:56
Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.
2014年03月29日 15:36
I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.
2014年03月29日 20:11
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
2014年03月29日 20:12
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
2014年03月29日 22:41
Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.
2014年03月29日 23:35
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.
2014年03月30日 01:11
We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.
2014年03月30日 05:36
We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
2014年03月30日 05:56
A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.
2014年03月30日 06:56
The covers of this book are too far apart.
2014年03月30日 08:32
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
2014年03月30日 08:33
I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
2014年03月30日 10:14
It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
2014年03月30日 10:35
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
2014年03月30日 10:35
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
2014年03月30日 12:32
Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.
2014年03月30日 12:53
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
2014年03月30日 16:08
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
2014年03月30日 16:29
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.
2014年03月30日 16:47
Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.
2014年03月30日 18:08
What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.
2014年03月30日 19:41
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
2014年03月30日 20:50
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
2014年03月30日 20:50
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
2014年03月30日 23:59
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
2014年03月30日 23:59
The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.
2014年03月30日 23:59
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
2014年03月31日 08:05
I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

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